06 November 2022

28 April 2022

Spring 2022 V30 Community Ranking for Mikeramp72!


 Great 5/5

  1. SZA - I Hate U


Good 4/5

  1. Cody Johnson - ‘Til You Can’t

    1. It’s a nice solid country song that doesn’t rely on any cliched tropes and just conveys a sentiment effectively and with an appropriate amount of conviction.

  2. Encanto Cast - We Don’t Talk About Bruno

  3. Lil Nas X, Jack Harlow - INDUSTRY BABY

  4. Lil Durk - AHHH HA

  5. Diane Guerrero, Stephanie Beatriz - What Else Can I Do?

    1. I’m disregarding any in-movie context because I don’t have streaming services and haven’t tried to pirate it. In all honesty, I only watch movies with friends these days.

  6. Tate McRae - she’s all i wanna be

    1. The singing voice takes it down, but it’s good!

  7. Drake, 21 Savage, Project Pat - Knife Talk

    1. It’s a little long for the pace it goes at, and I’m an impatient little boy.

  8. Lil Nas X - THATS WHAT I WANT

  9. Muni Long - Hrs and Hrs

    1. I might want to put this in the great tier, but I have to reassess the others first.

  10. Adele - Easy On Me

  11. Doja Cat - Woman

  12. Justin Bieber - Ghost

  13. Doja Cat - Need To Know

  14. Glass Animals - Heat Waves

  15. Encanto Cast - The Family Madrigal

    1. Someone keeps over-enunciating in a way that’s really distracting, LOL. That’s why it isn’t higher, but I thought it deserved to be in the good tier nonetheless.

  16. Becky G, KAROL G - MAMII

  17. Gunna - Banking On Me

  18. Ed Sheeran - Shivers


Decent 3/5 

  1. Elton John, Dua Lipa, PNAU - Cold Heart - PNAU remix

  2. Gunna, Future, Young Thug - pushin P

    1. “Three Ps, pop porn” - Young Thug /nsrs

  3. Imagine Dragons, JID - Enemy

    1. I like the production less now that I’m hearing it with earbuds rather than from a store speaker in the distance. JID’s verse is pretty decent, though the transition out is jarring.

  4. Dove Cameron - Boyfriend

    1. Is it a funny comparison to say this song is like a middle ground between Enemy and abcdefu? I initially expected it to be a 2/5, but it got better.

  5. The Kid LAROI, Justin Bieber - STAY

    1. Get triggered, libshart. (I’m referring to myself.)
      This would be an ideal place to tease a song I haven’t finished writing, but I don’t have any real hints to drop.

  6. GAYLE - abcdefu

  7. Lil Durk, Morgan Wallen - Broadway Girls

    1. Lil Durk’s performance is solid. I don’t hate all of Wallen’s performance, but parts of it do make the song significantly worse. The chorus is pretty catchy, I’ll give it that.

    2. On my second listen through this playlist, I think I like this song more, but I’m not sure if I can justify putting it higher than the other songs.


Meh 2/5

Both of the next two songs ended up growing on me when I heard them in a car, so they'd probably be rated at 3/5 for me now.

  1. Kodak Black - Super Gremlin

    1. I do not like this sample of children’s voices or the chorus. I like the beat and the verses. His voice is pretty decent here.

  2. Jack Harlow - Nail Tech (relisten to position)

    1. This is more boring than I expected. 

  3. Jessica Darrow - Surface Pressure

    1. Why does she enunciate like that?


Bad 1/5

  1. Lil Shordie Scott - Rocking A Cardigan In Atlanta

    1. With the loud and repetitive piano motif and annoying voice, this is not for me.


Terrible 0/5

N/A, I wasn’t feeling harsh.

CRASH by Charli XCX Rankdown -- done on 8 April


1) Constant Repeat
- I want to be like the energy this song has. I've been in that weird mood lately. I'm likely overrating it, but screw it. This should have more blatantly interpolated the "Who Can It Be Now?" riff [/hj].

2) Every Rule
- sounds wonderful, fits the sentiment.

3) Baby
- I like the recurring string riff and the pulsing synth. This is a very sexy song. Speaking of sex, I can't wait for my current bout of horniness to go away for many weeks.

4) Lightning
- I like the edgy fuzz of this. The vocoder section hurts my ears but it still sounds nice. The stuttering on this track is better than the stuttering on Crash.

5) Beg For You (feat. Rina Sawayama)

6) Good Ones
- The main instrumental motif is very sticky in a good way. I admit it's repetitive, but that doesn't hold it back in my mind.

7) Yuck
- Catchy, enough energy for the sentiment.

8) Twice
- This is really good.

9) Move Me
- If I were to redo this ranking, this would probably be the bottom song. It's kind of dull.

10) Crash
- has a catchy main melody and decent production. The outro is underwhelming.

11) Used To Know Me
- It's this sample, hahaha.

12) New Shapes (feat. Christine and the Queens and Caroline Polachek)
- Also good, but more boring than the previous. I love Caroline's voice, and I think the latter part of Christine and the Queens' portion is good, but the song doesn't have so much movement.

20 February 2022

Phanpy's Worst of 2021 Rankdown (which was later scrapped)


If I were doing this now (instead of a few months ago), some of these placements would probably be a little different, but here are my original rankdown results.

Great 5/5

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Good 4/5

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Decent 3/5 

  1. Ritt Momney - Show Runner 99

  2. Twenty One Pilots - Choker

  3. Juice WRLD - Feline (with Polo G & Trippie Redd)

  4. Zara Larsson - What Happens Here

  5. Justine Skye - Intruded

  6. Lonely The Brave - The Harrow

  7. Nick Jonas - 2Drunk

  8. Madison Beer - Sour Times

  9. DJ Khaled - LET IT GO (feat. Justin Bieber & 21 Savage)

  10. Florida Georgia Line - Always Gonna Love You

  11. Joshua Bassett - Crisis

  12. Nick Jonas - Spaceman

  13. Ashe - Not Mad Anymore

  14. Madison Beer - Follow The White Rabbit

  15. Emma Blackery - Strange People

  16. BTS - Butter


Meh 2/5

  1. Gabbie Hanna - You Oughta Know

  2. Zara Larsson - I Need Love

  3. Dexta Daps - Scripture

  4. Diane Warren - She's Fire

  5. AJR - Joe

  6. Nick Jonas - Delicious

  7. Lil Tjay - Slow Down

  8. Joshua Bassett - Do It All Again

  9. Machine Gun Kelly - papercuts

  10. Citizen Queen - No Ego

  11. Morgan Wallen - Warning

  12. Weezer - Aloo Gobi

  13. Architects - Giving Blood

  14. James Arthur - Medicine

  15. Why Don't We - I'll Be Okay

  16. Justin Bieber - Unstable (feat. The Kid LAROI)

  17. Sabrina Carpenter - Skin

  18. Justin Bieber - Anyone

  19. Twenty One Pilots - No Chances

  20. Florida Georgia Line - Long Time Comin'

  21. Boys World - All Me

  22. Drake - Girls Want Girls (with Lil Baby)

  23. AB6IX - STAY YOUNG

  24. Darren Criss - i can't dance

  25. Jax - 90s Kids

  26. Nick Jonas - Sexual

  27. Thomas Reid - before us

  28. Benedict Cork - Have a Good Life (See You Never)

  29. Walker Hayes - Fancy Like

  30. AJR - Humpty Dumpty

  31. Imagine Dragons - No Time For Toxic People

  32. Maisie Peters - Psycho

  33. David Guetta - If You Really Love Me (How Will I Know)

  34. Twenty One Pilots - Bounce Man

  35. Joshua Bassett - Set Me Free

  36. Niko Moon - DRUNK OVER YOU

  37. Justus Bennetts - Bad Day

  38. Yxngxr1 - wait

  39. Justin Bieber - Wish You Would (feat Quavo)

  40. MGK - DAYWALKER! (feat Corpse)

  41. Royal Blood - Mad Visions

  42. Ashnikko - Drunk With My Friends

  43. Joshua Bassett - Only A Matter Of Time

  44. Morgan Wallen - Wasted On You

  45. Architects - Discourse Is Dead


Bad 1/5

  1. DaBaby - Red Light Green Light

  2. JESSIA - I’m not Pretty Remix (feat. Bebe Rexha) - Remix

  3. G-Eazy - Speed

  4. GIRLI - More Than A Friend

  5. Snoop Dogg - Say It Witcha Booty

  6. CG5 - Monday Morning

  7. The Vaccines - Headphones Baby

  8. AJR - The Trick

  9. GRACEY - Got You Covered

  10. Rare Americans - Brittle Bones Nicky 2

  11. BeatKing - Keep It Poppin (feat. Ludacris & Queendom Come)

  12. James Arthur - September

  13. Maisie Peters - I’m Trying (Not Friends)

  14. Michael Aldag - Trust Funds

  15. Dream - Mask

  16. Tom Grennan - It Hurts

  17. The Offspring  - Lullaby

  18. guccihighwaters - highschool (feat. convolk) - remix

  19. Central Cee - Commitment Issues

  20. Viagra Boys - Toad

  21. G-Eazy - The Announcement (Sex Drugs & Rock and Roll)


Terrible 0/5

  1. Imagine Dragons - Cutthroat

  2. Ashnikko - L8r Boi

  3. TRAMP STAMPS  -  Sex With Me

  4. Morgan Wallen - Country A$$ Shit

  5. NOT THE MAIN CHARACTERS - Murder Party

  6. Blue Foster - sports 2

  7. Dev - Friday Night

  8. That Handsome Devil - F2F

  9. TRAMP STAMPS - I'd Rather Die

  10. The Offspring  -  We Never Have Sex Anymore

  11. IDLES - Car Crash

  12. Reuben Gray - Thirdwheeler

  13. Alex Gough - POCKET CHANGE

  14. Olivia O'Brien - Sociopath

  15. Bart Baker - PolyDoge

  16. Tom Zanetti - Didn't Know

  17. That Handsome Devil - Everyone's Trying to Kill Me

  18. That Handsome Devil - Punch In The Face

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